MajorWallopingPenis

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO Admin Admin

    Got an excellent spam email title today. I though it was a username to start with:

    MajorWallopingPenis

    (presumably of 49 Para)

    Just thought I'd share that as it put a smile on my face.
     
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Thank you. Should this be in the 'Penis Enlargement' Thread?
     
  3. JP47

    JP47 LE

    I knew a 2nd lt Wallopingpenis,he's done rather well he was a right to$$er when I knew him-All c-ck and no balls as they say :lol:
     
  4. k13eod

    k13eod LE

    I spent most of last night with wallopingpenis ... sore this morning though!
     
  5. arby

    arby LE

    Wasnt there a Major smackingcock at Carenten?
     
  6. EL-PIMPO

    EL-PIMPO Old-Salt

    I know plenty of Maj SwallowingPenis.
     
  7. arby

    arby LE

    and who can forget the Honourable Member of Parliament Jaqui Chokesondick?
     
  8. k13eod

    k13eod LE

    Whom I believe was great friends with the delectable Jenny Wood-Geddit?
     
  9. 58_Pattern

    58_Pattern War Hero

    When a 'orrible wee lad in the 1980's at a cadet camp remember reading Playboy in the billets and a photoshoot story of a country deb who I think was called "Henrietta Fookes-Fellows"
     
  10. Is she the one that hung around with Lady Arabella Ryder-Ofcock? Second daughter of the Marquis of Qumladen?
     
  11. arby

    arby LE

    No, you're mixing her up with Felicity Gloryhole-Smith.
     
  12. k13eod

    k13eod LE

    Your not getting mixed up with Ms Tiffany Swallows-Alcock are you? Third daughter of Sir Nigel Swallows-Alcock of Poke Bottom-on-the-Crease?
     
  13. 58_Pattern

    58_Pattern War Hero

    What about Brigadier Hugh Jardon's daughter Oral Nora ? Quite a looker and goody wifey material.
     
  14. Was he related to the Swallows-Allcocks of Frottingly Heath, by any chance? The mother was a friend of Alice Bitts-Jiggler, who came out in '83.
     
  15. Steven

    Steven LE

    You need to keep your xmas card list more updated,

    Alice Bitts-Jiggler married Fahquar Spunkgargler 3rd but when he passed away she got remarried to his son by his first wife, (Lady Ffront-Bottom)of course when they had a son he is of course his own grandfather but that is nothing unusual.