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MajorWallopingPenis

#1
Got an excellent spam email title today. I though it was a username to start with:

MajorWallopingPenis

(presumably of 49 Para)

Just thought I'd share that as it put a smile on my face.
 
#3
I knew a 2nd lt Wallopingpenis,he's done rather well he was a right to$$er when I knew him-All c-ck and no balls as they say :lol:
 
#9
When a 'orrible wee lad in the 1980's at a cadet camp remember reading Playboy in the billets and a photoshoot story of a country deb who I think was called "Henrietta Fookes-Fellows"
 
#12
Your not getting mixed up with Ms Tiffany Swallows-Alcock are you? Third daughter of Sir Nigel Swallows-Alcock of Poke Bottom-on-the-Crease?
 
#14
k13eod said:
Your not getting mixed up with Ms Tiffany Swallows-Alcock are you? Third daughter of Sir Nigel Swallows-Alcock of Poke Bottom-on-the-Crease?
Was he related to the Swallows-Allcocks of Frottingly Heath, by any chance? The mother was a friend of Alice Bitts-Jiggler, who came out in '83.
 
#15
You need to keep your xmas card list more updated,

Alice Bitts-Jiggler married Fahquar Spunkgargler 3rd but when he passed away she got remarried to his son by his first wife, (Lady Ffront-Bottom)of course when they had a son he is of course his own grandfather but that is nothing unusual.
 
#18
Wonk_Mog said:
New a girl in my teens call June Wanktheboys. Not her real name I think, can't remember that.
Yeah ... I knew one called Debbie Stickadildoupmecrackandbangmybackdoorsin ... but I don't think that was her real name either!!! :)
 
#19
Wonk_Mog said:
New a girl in my teens call June Wanktheboys. Not her real name I think, can't remember that.
Anyone out there grow up in Holywood Co Down in the 70s? and can give me her real name. :D
Wonder if she still does.
:lol:
 

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