Major shed misuse

Some heathen has started an IRA museum in his shed

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The owner of the museum is too scared to give his name or the address of it, so it is doubtful it will be a success. A shed to be burnt.


"The private collection contains the toilet-roll holder from the room where IRA hunger striker Bobby Sands died in May 1981".

Fucking hell :)


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Aren't any of you going to find a use for the dummy on the left?
There is another museum, not in a shed though.

Although now a ceremonial item, a Sam Browne was once a very practical personal equipment. It allowed a lot of kit to be accessed one-handed; as intended by the belt's original designer, the one armed Victorian cavalryman Sam Browne.

In the sort of war that the IWOI and ICW turned into, it must have been reassuring to know your Mauser was where you had left it, not halfway round the back and not as immediately available as you might like, if faced by a suddenly appearing Essex Regt or Sticky patrol!
Aren't any of you going to find a use for the dummy on the left?
If that's a hint of nylon-clad knee I espy, then yes, I've got the perfect use for it: my new wanking meuse. My old one has since worn out and efforts to prof a fresh one from a blazing Debenhams a couple of weeks back were unsuccesful.

Mark The Convict

Nylon? Nylon? What's wrong with silk? Have you developed no discernment in all your hours of ruminating in your shed? What I'd give for a good shed *snorts* why I'd get her on her back and...*drifts off into sick fantasy*


I sniff fatwindowlickers skidmarked undies in my shed.
Maybe I'll set up a museum to celebrate all that is gratuitously perverted.


It needs an "Old Boys Reunion" visit, mainly from all the murderers who were released by Tony Blair, like Bernhard McGinn and chums.

The female Dummy could then be packed full of Annie/Anfo by the UDA/UVF/MI5 and then detonated whilst they are reminicsing the good old days along with their grand-children and wives.
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