MAJ DONE ON GROOMING CHARGES

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by hamster_man, Jan 6, 2010.

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  1. What, he's paid too much for livery?

    Oh, no. I see...
     
  2. I am sure someone will be looking after his livery shortly.......
     
  3. Chubby lad will be passed around like a well used jazz mag :roll:
     
  4. That;s got to be a made up name: "My name is Male, Dick Male" FFS!
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  6. "She said: "I have no doubt in all cases the eventual outcome of full sex was what you desired"

    Bloody right! You don't go through all that effort with the ground work not to get laid! FFS. Back to basics for some people!
     
  7. That is not a made up name.
     
  8. What happened to the good old innocent days when army majors would try and pull a fast one by going on a quiz show and get someone to cough all the correct answers
     
  9. Your parents REALLY called you that? Bastards. It's no wonder you went a bit off the rails.
     
  10. Its never "ex Miner" or "retired crane driver!" is it? They only bring up former employment if it was military or emergency services.

    Horrible bastard tho'
     
  11. What an utter cnut of a man.

    On the positive side, when he gets out he'll have about 3 yrs of a Major's pension in the bank. He'll be sorted for a holiday to Vietnam with Gary Glitter Travel Ltd.
     
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  13. Miss Horlick: The mind conjures up a whole world of possibilities.

    He got what he deserves and now someone will be grooming him for some man on Male sex!



    Edited to add: I'm glad it wasn't Major Done, he was a good guy.





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