You can buy me for a crate of Woodpecker or Carlsburg.
36 Years old, light brown to dark blonde hair, blue/green eyes, average (civvie) body, couple of upper arm tat's and I can be romantic (can sing 'Mr Lover Man' by Shabba Ranks), own car, own house and I change my socks and undies everyday.
What more do you wimen want ?? ?? Blood................
Ladies, ladies, ladies..........now just form an orderly queue and you'll all be seen to. No need to fight girls, I've got plenty for all of you (apart from you wierdoes who are pretending to be chicks!)
Sod off Mighty. You ruin everything for me. The hunchback was surgically removed three years ago. The cleft palate is hidden by the Mexican tash. I haven't worn a dress in ages, but I do get the urge !!
Okay, okay. For the ladies asking questions (and you make me blush), I'll start again, with all the bits I forgot to add and with an honest approach:
36 Years old, 5ft 11ins, light brown to dark blonde hair, blue/green eyes (both), average (civvie) body (the muscles are there, somewhere), average willy size (it goes up, it goes down and is prone to non movement after lager or cider sess), couple of upper arm tat's on both arms (goth/celtic types) and I can be romantic (can sing 'Mr Lover Man' by Shabba Ranks or bring you breekie in bed), own car, own house and I change my socks and undies everyday.
And again, can't say fairer then that !! All above for the price of a crate of cider or lager (and Lippy can drink it with me).
Now, the rest of the lads, give us your (honest) profile.