Mail Order Husbands.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Lifesaver, Jul 23, 2003.

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  1. Ladies, just the site we've been looking for and they guarantee 100% satisfaction.

    http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/index.html

    Go to 'order a husband' tag - some FINE SPECIMENS to be had. :lol: :lol:

    Sheeeeeeeeeesh, no wonder we're single! :roll:
     
  2. no comprendi mi amigo :lol:
     
  3. This is definitely a p*ss take..........................although I quite fancied the old guy in the dungarees, didn't you?!!!................. 8O :lol:
     
  4. Would it have made a difference if any of the ads had said '94 year old multi-millionaire with weak heart?' eh eh eh?

    Women, you are so ..................................................picky.
     
  5. Well, of course Prof - that's the guy I'm hoping to meet - preferably one that hasn't discovered Viagra! :lol:
     
  6. Alfa male? I think not

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    hummm doesn't say much for our gallant allies does it? My granny has bigger muscles than him.
     
  7. Ladies,

    You can buy me for a crate of Woodpecker or Carlsburg.

    36 Years old, light brown to dark blonde hair, blue/green eyes, average (civvie) body, couple of upper arm tat's and I can be romantic (can sing 'Mr Lover Man' by Shabba Ranks), own car, own house and I change my socks and undies everyday.

    What more do you wimen want ?? ?? Blood................

    :lol:
     
  8. Lifesaver,

    I take Viagra every night when I go to bed, it stops me rolling out of bed in the middle of the night.

    You can have me for a packet of polo mints. Can't say fairer than that can I?

    Dutch Bird,

    Wasn't your granny the Amsterdam docks arm wrestling champion of 2002?
     
  9. Not at all,...... some of us can't stand the sight of blood! :cry:

    However, we do prefer men to be tall (6'2"/6'4" will be fine) and often require they have a very large,..................






































    ...... IQ !! :wink:
     
  10. Should read "You can buy me OR a crate of Woodpecker or Carlsberg........" :lol: :wink: :p :lol:

    Decisions decisions :roll:
     
  11. Gunny, you sound gorgeous...................and a damn sight better than anything on that website..............I think a trip up the M6 could be called for..... :wink:
     
  12. Too late Prods...I thought that first :wink:
    Unless Tim Collins becomes available again of course -yum :p
     
  13. Ladies, ladies, ladies..........now just form an orderly queue and you'll all be seen to. No need to fight girls, I've got plenty for all of you (apart from you wierdoes who are pretending to be chicks!) :twisted: :twisted:
     
  14. .......and all you'll have to do is pay for my bus fare and my pies! (I never go to work on an empty stomach!) :lol: :lol:
     
  15. no, Amsterdam was too classy, she was from Harlem.

    I wonder if Toby Studabaker will make an appearance on this site, I hear he's available now.....grrrrr what a (c)hunk :wink: