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#3
This is definitely a p*ss take..........................although I quite fancied the old guy in the dungarees, didn't you?!!!................. 8O :lol:
 
#4
Would it have made a difference if any of the ads had said '94 year old multi-millionaire with weak heart?' eh eh eh?

Women, you are so ..................................................picky.
 
#5
Prof said:
Would it have made a difference if any of the ads had said '94 year old multi-millionaire with weak heart?'
Well, of course Prof - that's the guy I'm hoping to meet - preferably one that hasn't discovered Viagra! :lol:
 
#7
Ladies,

You can buy me for a crate of Woodpecker or Carlsburg.

36 Years old, light brown to dark blonde hair, blue/green eyes, average (civvie) body, couple of upper arm tat's and I can be romantic (can sing 'Mr Lover Man' by Shabba Ranks), own car, own house and I change my socks and undies everyday.

What more do you wimen want ?? ?? Blood................

:lol:
 
#8
Lifesaver,

I take Viagra every night when I go to bed, it stops me rolling out of bed in the middle of the night.

You can have me for a packet of polo mints. Can't say fairer than that can I?

Dutch Bird,

Wasn't your granny the Amsterdam docks arm wrestling champion of 2002?
 
#9
What more do you wimen want ?? ?? Blood................

:lol:
Not at all,...... some of us can't stand the sight of blood! :cry:

However, we do prefer men to be tall (6'2"/6'4" will be fine) and often require they have a very large,..................






































...... IQ !! :wink:
 
L

lipstik

Guest
#10
Gunny_Highway said:
Ladies,You can buy me for a crate of Woodpecker or Carlsburg
Should read "You can buy me OR a crate of Woodpecker or Carlsberg........" :lol: :wink: :p :lol:

Decisions decisions :roll:
 
#11
Gunny, you sound gorgeous...................and a damn sight better than anything on that website..............I think a trip up the M6 could be called for..... :wink:
 
E

error_unknown

Guest
#12
Too late Prods...I thought that first :wink:
Unless Tim Collins becomes available again of course -yum :p
 
#13
Ladies, ladies, ladies..........now just form an orderly queue and you'll all be seen to. No need to fight girls, I've got plenty for all of you (apart from you wierdoes who are pretending to be chicks!) :twisted: :twisted:
 
#15
Wasn't your granny the Amsterdam docks arm wrestling champion of 2002?
no, Amsterdam was too classy, she was from Harlem.

I wonder if Toby Studabaker will make an appearance on this site, I hear he's available now.....grrrrr what a (c)hunk :wink:
 
#18
Sod off Mighty. You ruin everything for me. The hunchback was surgically removed three years ago. The cleft palate is hidden by the Mexican tash. I haven't worn a dress in ages, but I do get the urge !!

Okay, okay. For the ladies asking questions (and you make me blush), I'll start again, with all the bits I forgot to add and with an honest approach:

36 Years old, 5ft 11ins, light brown to dark blonde hair, blue/green eyes (both), average (civvie) body (the muscles are there, somewhere), average willy size (it goes up, it goes down and is prone to non movement after lager or cider sess), couple of upper arm tat's on both arms (goth/celtic types) and I can be romantic (can sing 'Mr Lover Man' by Shabba Ranks or bring you breekie in bed), own car, own house and I change my socks and undies everyday.

And again, can't say fairer then that !! All above for the price of a crate of cider or lager (and Lippy can drink it with me).

Now, the rest of the lads, give us your (honest) profile.
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#19
I'm not putting my profile on here... It's dangerous world without inviting stalkers into it.... BUT: I did receive this from a colleague in India who was thinking of staying at my Dad's place:

Dear [Mr Happy]

Thanks a lot for your help and assistance. I really appreciate the efforts
that you have put in and needless to state your dad excelled in his
efforts. Too good [Mr Happy].

I am just back from my trip to Thailand yesterday and had a good time.

Needless to state I will be going back soon and will be touch with you
then.

[Mr Happy] you are really a wonderful man. Anyone would feel proud to be associated to you.

Thanks once again to you and your dad.
 

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