Magical cow.

I've got this magical cow that can talk. I keep it outside most of the time, but sometimes you can hear it saying some hilarious things,

Like 'Let me in, for God's sake, I'm your wife!'
That reminds me......

I woke up the other night, at about 3 in the morning, to see my wife just standing there staring through the window. It concerned me so much, that after about 10 minutes I couldn't take any more, so I got up and let her back in.

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