Magical cow.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Abdiel, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. I've got this magical cow that can talk. I keep it outside most of the time, but sometimes you can hear it saying some hilarious things,

    Like 'Let me in, for God's sake, I'm your wife!'
  2. That reminds me......

    I woke up the other night, at about 3 in the morning, to see my wife just standing there staring through the window. It concerned me so much, that after about 10 minutes I couldn't take any more, so I got up and let her back in.