Magic wasnt like this when I was a kid NSFW

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chosen_man, Feb 12, 2008.

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  1. awesome display!!

    Shame she looks like a bag of smashed crabs but can't have everything l guess....
     
  2. she looks, moves, and has the facial expressions of a facking elbow biter.

    still would though. obviously.
     
  3. I shall keep watching this, until I work-out how she does it !!
     
  4. What can I say, she's easier on the eyes than Paul Daniels!

    Heck! Better than Debbie McGee too!
     
  5. How the hell does she do that!
     
  6. All done by Magic..lol :wink:
     
  7. That reminds me of Tommy Cooper at the height of his powers, except he was better looking and had bigger tits!

    And was funnier!

    Next!
     
  8. With the silk tucked into a rubber thumb extension, that's why she never shows her open hands without waggling them about.....

    SD
    :bom:
     
  9. And not only are we astounded, we now know why the rag was red.
     
  10. Ah, the rugmunching Ursula Martinez. Give me a stormy night and a dark alleyway, and she'd get it so hard her ears would pop.
     
  11. WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. Nothing says 'I love you' more than burst ear drums :-D
     
  13. No she isn't going to do that in front of a room full of families... No she isn't, no she isn't... YES SHE IS!!!!!!

    Classic!
     
  14. How many times has this been put up on a thread?