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Magic Mirror

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Kaye, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton find a magic mirror. The mirror tells them that if they say something honest about themselves, they can have whatever wish they want. But if they say something untrue they will be sucked into the mirror forever.

    Britney goes first. She says: "I think I am the friendliest girl in the world" and is sucked into the mirror.
    Undaunted, Lindsey Lohan says: "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world" and she too is sucked into the mirror.
    Paris Hilton is next. She says: "I think..." and before she can finish the sentence is sucked into the mirror as well.