Magic Badge

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. The other day I needed to go to the local NHS hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made onto the front of my jacket .

    When I went into the hospital, I noticed that three or four of the people got up and left.
    I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

    Here's the patch.
    Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.



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  2. Just a shame they didnt fuck off out of the country aswell as the hospital eh?

    Cant do with fucking free loaders!!!
  3. I find that joke both racist, and offensive. As does Smudge
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  4. Nothing racist about it, dopey!! and its not a joke.

    By the way are you one of those freeloaders then???
  5. If I have to explain it to you, then you don't get it. Move along.
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  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    It wouldnt work here, all the staff would fuck off instead!
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