Mafia Don

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by happybonzo, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

    "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead."

    "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

    Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna dothen......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"