Madly in Love

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by romach, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man who never seemed to notice her. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!,
    But the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but he didn't. So the woman look off her pants and screamed meow meow look at me now!!,

    But the man didn't. So the woman took of her bra and screamed meow meow look at me now!!,

    But the man didn't.So the woman took off her g-string and screamed meow meow look at me now!! one last time.

    The man then turned around and yelled woof woof I'm a poof!!.