Madeleine McCann: Police To Dig For Evidence

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Surely this would make a great whodunit hollywood big budget movie?
It has it all, sunny location, wealthy people, a crime committed and no suspect?
Arrse Films Presents..............................................................
Cab you imagine the tin tanks trying to do the accents.
Cue Dick Van Dyje style it Maddy lar she's gone like
With a Scotty style hoots lass ye canny be serious
Eh lar she's away come ead ya divvy ring da bizzies
 
Surely this would make a great whodunit hollywood big budget movie?
It has it all, sunny location, wealthy people, a crime committed and no suspect?
Arrse Films Presents..............................................................
The Longest public funded holiday for the Met Search.
 

mcphee1948

War Hero
Far From The Maddy Crowd
 

mcphee1948

War Hero
Snatch and Grub
 

mcphee1948

War Hero
Gone With The Wind
 
You imagine wrong (As per usual) although well doet for showing that it okay to leave your children with random young men while you go on the piss.
An RAF Sergeant used to recruit babysitters from the Para reg recruits going through PTS.

I thought that was a trifle unwise.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
"The Open and Shut Case."
By the Arrse Murder Investigation Team.

Which curiously has the same nominal roll as the Arrse Aircrash Investigation Team, the Arrse Perfect Army Organisation Team and the Arrse "Where You Went Wrong Was" Team.
 
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LE
Kit Reviewer
An RAF Sergeant used to recruit babysitters from the Para reg recruits going through PTS.

I thought that was a trifle unwise.
Don't you like glove puppets ?
 

ZW Clanger

Clanker
Surely this would make a great whodunit hollywood big budget movie?
It has it all, sunny location, wealthy people, a crime committed and no suspect?
Arrse Films Presents..............................................................
Home alone... oh it’s already been done
 
"The Open and Shut Case."
By the Arrse Murder Investigation Team.

Which is curiously has the same nominal roll as the Arrse Aircrash Investigation Team, the Arrse Perfect Army Organisation Team and the Arrse "Where You Went Wrong Was" Team.
Whats the betting if it turned out the kraut did it, that the narrative on here swerves from them having something to do with it to them being just being bad parents for leaving them alone.
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
"The Open and Shut Case."
By the Arrse Murder Investigation Team.

Which is curiously has the same nominal roll as the Arrse Aircrash Investigation Team, the Arrse Perfect Army Organisation Team and the Arrse "Where You Went Wrong Was" Team.
Jeez its hard work - but someone's got to do it! ;)
 
Whats the betting if it turned out the kraut did it, that the narrative on here swerves from them having something to do with it to them being just being bad parents for leaving them alone
My block, although some have speculated, that is the nub of what happened to that poor wee lassie.
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
Whats the betting if it turned out the kraut did it, that the narrative on here swerves from them having something to do with it to them being just being bad parents for leaving them alone.
Bets have been getting hedged for some time.
 

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