Madeleine McCann: Police To Dig For Evidence

Just as I foresaw it. Media bollocks now 50/50 madie and rioting gentlemen of curious colouration.
 

Chimp

ADC
The Met’ll sort it to have a trip to Portugal to “catch up” and then off to Germany in time for Oktoberfest.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Apparently they're going to release the mobile phone number of whoever they're looking for.... I wonder if they thought to try ringing it?

And which McCann will answer it?
 
Call me sick, but from first reported, I always expected it was a slip of the pills--- Sorry--- Lips.
PS-- I don't like kids-- the surrogate grandchild I call Damien.
Needs shot(aged 6)--Not real name!!!
 
Apparently they're going to release the mobile phone number of whoever they're looking for.... I wonder if they thought to try ringing it?

And which McCann will answer it?
The one in Minder?.
 
The German rozzers are pretty sure it's him, and the evidence certainly seems credible enough. He transferred his motor to somebody else in Germany the day after the abduction but the car stayed in Portugal, plus a known hotel thief and nonce took took a lengthy phone call in the resort just prior to her disappearance.
It's certainly the biggest lead in over a decade. Hopefully some good might come out of 2020 after all.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
The German rozzers are pretty sure it's him, and the evidence certainly seems credible enough. He transferred his motor to somebody else in Germany the day after the abduction but the car stayed in Portugal, plus a known hotel thief and nonce took took a lengthy phone call in the resort just prior to her disappearance.
It's certainly the biggest lead in over a decade. Hopefully some good might come out of 2020 after all.
There will be quite a few people in the ARRSE amateur detective club praying that it isnt him, they will look right bellends if it is.
 
The McCann case was mentioned in the morning TV news. The suspect is currently serving a prison term for rape.
This quote from the link refers to the TV programme "Aktenzeichen XY", which deals with old and current cases where the GCP turn to the public for help. The programme has often lead to the solving of some quite ancient cases.
"An appeal on German television was broadcast this evening at 19:15 BST."
 

Issi

War Hero
The news are still rolling out the old -"while her parents were 50m away" nonsense.
 

Chimp

ADC
The German rozzers are pretty sure it's him, and the evidence certainly seems credible enough. He transferred his motor to somebody else in Germany the day after the abduction but the car stayed in Portugal, plus a known hotel thief and nonce took took a lengthy phone call in the resort just prior to her disappearance.
It's certainly the biggest lead in over a decade. Hopefully some good might come out of 2020 after all.
Perhaps they did get a (German) babysitter after all...
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
Perhaps they did get a (German) babysitter after all...
Fraulein von Hindley came with a glowing recommendation from a Mr West of Gloucester.
 

Chef

LE
Out of interest I looked up declaring a missing person dead, it would enable the Met to pass it over to UCOS who would solve it inside of 60 minutes (including ad breaks).

Unfortunately this paragraph seems to scotch that idea:

Whilst anyone can apply for a declaration of presumed death for a missing person, the court must refuse to hear an application if it considers that the applicant does not have ‘sufficient interest’ in the outcome of it, and if it is made by a person other than the missing person’s spouse, civil partner, parent, child or sibling.

It was a good idea though.
 
Its a fit up by the Queen using her Germanic ancestory to pin this on some guy to clear the unfit parents of Arrse detectives on their case.
 
Its a fit up by the Queen using her Germanic ancestory to pin this on some guy to clear the unfit parents of Arrse detectives on their case.
Surely it's a fit up to pin it on the Socialist Workers Party by finding someone who fits the description and has the SWP rapey stereotype
 

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