I miss the pure natural humour, one liners & just bloody funny stuff that happened all over, during my time in the mob>>> I bloke I used to know..... ex 1 Para, then RAOC MTI.....B*b St**r. Some of stuff he used to just come out with was pure comedy, example follows: Me, Jacko, Wayne E**is & B*b St**r in Trg Wing at 9 Ord Bn, out of the blue B*b decides to speak (those who don't know him, imagine a slow drawl of a west country accent...) "you know what really turns me on lads ?"................................ "the smell of fresh piss on a bale of hay!" Stunned silence met this little B*b-ism. One week later, OC's weekly "O" Group (Maj K*ng - a star) set out all the seats, with name cards for each attendee, B*b St**r's seat...yep... a bale of hay from the local stables, pure, pure squaddie humour ! Mind you B*b did sniff it before he sat on it ! Any more chaps & chapettes....??