Maddie's grave found?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Jul 6, 2012.

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  1. Someone on this forum knows its not her.
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I hope they dont find her - it would be awful for the mccanns if they had to give up the permanent holiday they've been on since she 'disappeared'.
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  3. so this guy spends £40k on scanning kit, is convinced its the gravesite but doesn't get on his belt buckle and check it out himself? I'm assuming he was too busy hunting Bigfoot to actually dig!
  4. Theyre not digging up my garden the cunts! It took me ages to dig a hole deep enough so she didnt pop back up.
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  5. It will be a shock if it is her, it means that The Iron Duke has an imposter in his cellar.
  6. I bet the McCanns are shitting themselves.
  7. If you find a link to a picture of Kate McCann having a shit please send it me pronto.
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  8. Got to love the reliability of paramilitary police forces to not check for the obvious.

    It must have fallen outside of the usual investigative flow chart that involves tramps, black people and Roma Gypsies.
  9. You forgot confession prone retards.
  10. In portugal the retards are employed as privates in the paramilitary police force.
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Tit. There are no pictures of Kate having a shite anywhere on the internet. But if you subscribe to the ARRSE Insiders Newsletter you may download all sorts of resources. PM me for details, yah?

    kate mask.JPG
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  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Cheers. Any chance of some prawn crackers while we're waiting?
  13. I heard they had a special computer aged image showing what she might look like now

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  14. Profound lack of ambition there; I personally am holding out for a video of Kate McCann curling one out into Cheryl Cole's mouth.