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Mad Mary

Mad Mary was whizzing round the mental hospital in her wheelchair, when she was stopped by crazy Carl. "Licence please" said Carl. Mary sped off arond the corner and bumped into looney Leon. "Insurance please" said Leon. Off zoomed Mary again until she was stoped by donkey Dave, naked with a eight inch hard on. "Oh no"... cried Mary, "not the breathalyser again!"

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