Mad Crazy Dreams.

#1
So, there I am in the hanger at Waterbeach, doing my normal shit (MCCP), and other clerks turn up and say "He's after you".

I was with my mum and dad at the time and I was wearing a scarf.

Then I got a bollocking from a midget bloke who told me off.

"You've been spouting on ARRSE about a frog with a penis, and I'm a SSgt".

Where the fuck does that shit come from?

I'll admit to sheep's cunt, but a frog with a penis?
 
#2
What the hell have you been eating/drinking sluggy?
 
#3
#4
I had a dream I kicked a brick and I woke up this morning with a foot that hurt like fuck.

Fuck knows.
 
#6
I had a mad dream about joining the Army and sailing in Cyprus with some birds in bikinis then having a lovely meal and dancing at a disco with my mates,getting a good trade and having a job for life then a decent pension...........
 
#7
I had a dream I kicked a brick and I woke up this morning with a foot that hurt like fuck.

Fuck knows.
How very interesting.

I try and start a new thread about people not killing each other in car parks and you lag all over it.

Sssh, I am plotting.
 
#8
I'm sick of dreaming about not reading orders or trying to get squared away for an exercise; I got out in '95 ffs.
 
#9
I'm sick of dreaming about not reading orders or trying to get squared away for an exercise; I got out in '95 ffs.
That was me today.

Did they come into your office or did you meet them in a bar when you were with your mates?

See, I'm not fucking completely mad!!!
 

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