So, there I am in the hanger at Waterbeach, doing my normal shit (MCCP), and other clerks turn up and say "He's after you". I was with my mum and dad at the time and I was wearing a scarf. Then I got a bollocking from a midget bloke who told me off. "You've been spouting on ARRSE about a frog with a penis, and I'm a SSgt". Where the fuck does that shit come from? I'll admit to sheep's cunt, but a frog with a penis?