You sound almost as big a cnut as Tropper. She wants to talk about something she has discovered and she thought others might be interested. Why the supercilious "well, of course, I used to do that when I was four. Get a fcuking life she's only trying to recommend something she likes, we all know that there isn't a dish on this earth that you haven't cooked for royalty you two shedding twat.
Samphire is bloody lovely with butter and a bit of blade mace. Just like Jim used to prepare for the Emperor Octavian.