MacAlpine to sue Sally Bercow

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Chef, Dec 13, 2012.

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  1. Nice one.
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  2. Good man, believe he is to donate any damages to charity. May also go some way to that cow winding her neck in.
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  3. Nah,that's less than 2 months worth of fiddling for a Speaker! ^_~
  4. I have no sympathy if the Speaker has to resort to his natural onanist tendencies, whilst she puts it about.
    Perhaps it's time for the Speaker now to spank her back into line, maybe a little hard for a brass-necked invertebrate.
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  5. Can he claim it on his expenses as 'incidentals' or 'entertainments'?
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  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Kit Reviewer

    She's no favourite but monocular vision makes it hard to keep her in focus.

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  7. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Pity he's limiting the damages claim. Wish he had gone for the throat.
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  8. As I said, if he gets costs the 50k is going to look like small change.
  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    her husband will only put it on expenses
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Whilst I would like nothing better than to see the dreadful gurning harpie done up the bottom with a vegetable marrow by a one legged Mexican dwarf wearing spandex, I feel his Lordship may be on dodgy ground. Hence the paltry £50k thing.

    All the demented bitch said was "Why is Lord McAlpine trending :thumleft:?"

    I use a Smiley there because she did, Don't get ****ing ideas.

    If I were her brief I would be telling his Lordship to **** off, die and burst in his coffin.
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  11. Particularly as Carter Ruck are acting for Bercow, not MacAlpine.
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  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Kit Reviewer

    WTF is 'trending' ?

    Can't these cnuts speak English ?
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