Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by lacrabat, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Breakfast is quite simple, it's the one you eat in the morning. However it becomes a tad more complicated when deciding which is the main meal and which is the third meal.
    If lunch is my main meal then it stands to reason that my evening meal is my third meal, if however it is deemed that lunch is my third meal and my evening meal my main meal what happened to my second meal ?
    There's no mention of elevenses so I assume someone is penny pinching by swapping my vastly more expensive main meal with my frankly pauper like third meal.
    On a side note there no mention of supper either.........
  2. Cretin

    Its not even vaguely confusing, if you dont get it, you really are a cock, if you were trying to be clever, you clearly arent.
  3. Explain why my third meal is now me fuckin lunch then **** chops.........