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Lumpy ramblings.

jarrod248

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Gallery Guru
Sadly our recycler of others sweary words has left. A thread to remember her by to reminisce about her and share some of her lunacy.
I'll kick off, giving away her mothers solid gold coins because that's what she'd like, despite her being alive but unable to express an opinion.
 

Joker62

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Book Reviewer
I remember the day she said that she'd be leaving, then started a thread with a poll of whether she should stay or go and still posted after saying she was leaving!
 
Sadly our recycler of others sweary words has left. A thread to remember her by to reminisce about her and share some of her lunacy.
I'll kick off, giving away her mothers solid gold coins because that's what she'd like, despite her being alive but unable to express an opinion.


Nah Mother has been dead for years, shes still collecting the pension though.
 
Apparently she lets strangers she met on the internet ram their fingers up her, despite her being in a relationship.
I have it on good authority the bloke involved was able to clap his hands while up there, such is the size of her cavern.
 
I remember the day she said that she'd be leaving, then started a thread with a poll of whether she should stay or go and still posted after saying she was leaving!

I know your Ancient cheffy, but even I remember last week
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
Are there any photos of lumpy's lumps? Just arskin like.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Her snitching to @steven seagull about she man but blaming others, nobody would see through that. White knighting the 'mates' you snitched on mwahahahaha
Who is "she-man", I seem to have missed this one!
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
Who is "she-man", I seem to have missed this one!
Me too, I sometimes wonder if there's a black hole on this site. OOOOh sorry, I'm not a racialist, honest.
 

Joker62

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Book Reviewer

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