Any of you Gunnery types met ''Tash'' the ''ahem'' stores person at Lulworth . Was there on crew commanders a few years ago , me being a D+M bloke i wasnt aware of what lurked in the stores . Down i go to sign for drill rounds , tools etc and i was met by a bloke with a Starsky afro with pink highlights and a pair of tits . I turned round walked out and proceeded to cry in fits of laughter. Turns out ''Tash'' is a man waiting for the op . One of the critiea for ''Tash'' having the op is he/she has to wear a bra with tits fitted for a year to see how it feels . Course intructor told us all that we were not to make any comment re the obvious because ''Tash'' likes to complain to the wing SSM . I challenge any one to go into that store room and not laugh .