Lucy Gordon Dead - sniff.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Couldn't think of anywhere else to put this, so it's here.

    Lucy Gordon, a goddess of a female has just been found hung in her flat in Paris after the death of a very close friend who also committed suicide.

    Now, I'm not normally bothered by this sort of thing, and actually find it quite amusing when there's a spate of copycat suicides, but having seen this delicious femme, I couldn't help but think 'What a terrible fcuking waste, that's really p!ssed me off!'.

    Call me old fashioned, but she was gorgeous!

    Never met you love, but I'm missing you already. Stand easy.





  2. No. She was a Michael Hutchence fan!
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    No, and that's the mystery of it. It's sort of a copycat thing, but damn!

    She sure didn't come from Bridgend. I'm thinking she came from Avalon.
  4. The body might still be warm, or leave it a few weeks, and when the maggots start wriggling you can pretend that its her enjoying herself.

    Its only a waste if you let it become one, there will still be a good few weeks worth of 'life' left in the dozy bint yet.
  5. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    "just" been found? So not quite cold yet?


    *screeching tyres*
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Is there still time to slip in just before that rigor mortis moment?
  7. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    She'll be yours in a minute mate, i've got the jesters shoes
  8. What a waste!

    And she never even met me..........
  9. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Would you mind hosing down the mortuary after you have finished please?
    I am very concerned about cleanliness.

    With water FFS, I meant with water!
  10. I heard she was involved in a web of deceit.
  11. Bugger, I thought it said Mike Golden had stiffed it.

    Bugger damn and blast.

    That said, didn't everyman and his dog roar up the deceased Marilyn Monroe?

    Good drills if they did.
  12. I didn't realise that she was a real person, just a mythical person that Dr Hook sang about.
  13. 'er, who is she exactly?... :oops:

  14. I thought it "Lucky Gordon's dead" I had my best Mr Brown jokes ready :(