Lucky me...

#1
Just recived this email:

UNITED NATIONS / WORLD BANK COMPENSATION UNIT.

Attention: My good friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?, You may not understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATION. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS IN Affiliation with WORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 500,000.00.

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Nigeria, con! tact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000.00.

This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact: Mr Jim Ovia

Email: EMAIL REMOVED

Phone: PHONE REMOVED

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place.

Regards,

Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon.

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I can't wait to be rich... :roll:
 
#2
having returned from a job in nigeria last year, i am shocked to see this, not.
they would sell their own mother if it gave them some spare cash.
 
#3
Quote "We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago "

Fcuk me, bet the biscuits in the middle of the table had gone a bit stale.
 
#4
If you are feeling bored and feel like having a go, you can always use 419 Eater
Before you get too excited, please remember that these people are criminals and may not take too kindly to your baiting :lol:
 
#5
You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Nigeria, con! tact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000.00.
I think the Author left a clue... :?
 
#6
Daz_of_hudds said:
You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Nigeria, con! tact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000.00.
I think the Author left a clue... :?
I wonder if anyone has been fcukwitted enough to actually go along with this complete drivel. If so, i'd like to meet them over a drink to see how gullible they really are.
 
#7
happybonzo said:
If you are feeling bored and feel like having a go, you can always use 419 Eater
Before you get too excited, please remember that these people are criminals and may not take too kindly to your baiting :lol:

What are they going to do? send me a badly spelt email :D
 
#8
osta said:
happybonzo said:
If you are feeling bored and feel like having a go, you can always use 419 Eater
Before you get too excited, please remember that these people are criminals and may not take too kindly to your baiting :lol:

What are they going to do? send me a badly spelt email :D
Worse. They may have a seven month meeting deciding how the best way to chop you up is.
 
#9
blackrat_scaleyback said:
Daz_of_hudds said:
You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Nigeria, con! tact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000.00.
I think the Author left a clue... :?
I wonder if anyone has been fcukwitted enough to actually go along with this complete drivel. If so, i'd like to meet them over a drink to see how gullible they really are.
Speaking of fuckwits................

http://current.com/items/89726406/man_loses_150_000_in_e_mail_scam.htm
 
#11
blackrat_scaleyback said:
osta said:
happybonzo said:
If you are feeling bored and feel like having a go, you can always use 419 Eater
Before you get too excited, please remember that these people are criminals and may not take too kindly to your baiting :lol:

What are they going to do? send me a badly spelt email :D
Worse. They may have a seven month meeting deciding how the best way to chop you up is.

:D :D :D
 
#12
vvaannmmaann said:
blackrat_scaleyback said:
Daz_of_hudds said:
You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Nigeria, con! tact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000.00.
I think the Author left a clue... :?
I wonder if anyone has been fcukwitted enough to actually go along with this complete drivel. If so, i'd like to meet them over a drink to see how gullible they really are.
Speaking of fuckwits................

http://current.com/items/89726406/man_loses_150_000_in_e_mail_scam.htm

Think She'd know better


and just to show the British are not imune from this;

Not the sharpest card in the pack
 
#13
You think that's good here is an email I received yesterday:

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Good day,

My name is Ronan Murphy, the Group Chief Risk Officer Bank of Ireland. My office conducted a standard process investigation on behalf of "AIB Group", the International Banking conglomerate.

The investigation involves a client who shares the same Last Name with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at AIB Group,the Private Banking arm of Allied Irish Bank. The client died in testate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank. I request, respectfully that you keep the contents of this mail private and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I will like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe will be of interest to you. You share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you, that is, I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We shall share the proceeds 50/50.

Ordinarily, I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that will drawn a straight line between me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. But on the other hand, you having the same Name as the depositor's would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few working days.
I am aware of the consequences of this proposal; I therefore ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you,delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like me who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once; I have found myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportune

There is a reward for this project and it is a task worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life.Let’s share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through my email account below. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion.
I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences,but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold.

This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.


Kind regards,
Ronan Murphy
ronanm@rocketmail.com

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Is this guy for fcukin real?
 
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