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Lucky day?

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> She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
> soft-boiled eggs and
> toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she
> normally slept in.


> As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
> softly, 'You've got
> to make love to me this very moment!'
> My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming
> or this is going
> to be my lucky day!'


> Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
> gave it my all;
> right there on the kitchen table.


> Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
> her T-shirt
> still around her neck.


> Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all
> about?'






> She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'
 

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