Lucky day?

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by LooseScrew, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. > She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    > soft-boiled eggs and
    > toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she
    > normally slept in.

    > As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
    > softly, 'You've got
    > to make love to me this very moment!'
    > My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming
    > or this is going
    > to be my lucky day!'

    > Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
    > gave it my all;
    > right there on the kitchen table.

    > Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
    > her T-shirt
    > still around her neck.

    > Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all
    > about?'

    > She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'