Lucky bitch!

#1
My mrs has finally ground me down and i am thinking of popping the question. I live in Birmingham and it of course looks like a JDAM test range. So i am thinking of heading to London to do it. The future Mrs t_s is a yank and wants to go and do all the sites.

Where do you think would be a good place to propose with out getting spit on or shanked?
 
#2
London Eye, they also do service discount!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
Are you ******* insane?
 
#6
If you want a pod all to yourself it costs. If you don't care who witnesses you going on bended knee it is significantly cheaper. If you go online you can prebook and often get a link into some cheap hotel deals.
 
#8
I asked the former Ms Chavez as we waited for a taxi pissed in Liverpool, I retracted it approximately 6 hours later to the accompanyment of a dawn chorus.
Ah yes, been there with the ex. Got a DJ to ask her over the mike whilst shit faced in a walkabouts. Only to be awoken the next morning with he screaming down the phone to her mum saying she was getting married. I lay there for a few seconds wondering who the **** she was marrying until it all came creeping back. No sense of humour these ex girlfriends.
 
#9
I'm assuming you actually want her to say yes?

If so why are you asking on here for advice? It's like asking for dental hygiene tips from an Afghan.
 
#10
Good Luck, I wish you both well.

In Well I mean 'I hope she doesn't ******* well eat you'

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sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
try the guildhall after lunch in the dr parrs head nearby . the guildhall is so full of history she will just shit .
 
#13
Proposed to the first Mrs T in a gay bar in Manchester (The New Union Hotel 1969),,she said yes..
Proposed to Mrs T No2 in a graveyard after she had just pissed on a old grave in Swindon (by accident) in 1989,,she said no.
Mrs T No2 'told' me we were getting wed on St Georges Day in 1990.....
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#14
I want to steal her **** virginity more than her saying yes, this seems like the quickest way. I know there are some old romantics on here like Snail or 5 alpha.

For a septic she is actually quite tight.

Get married like I did, on RnR.

Flew in on a Tuesday, got married the following Wednesday and fucked off on the Monday for 4 months.

Who said romance was dead.
 
#15
Try here, I'm sure most Yanks would love the menu Choice

Looks classy too

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#16
I proposed to Mrs S no.1 in bed. We'd been living together for over a year & after we'd done the dirty deed for the umpteenth time I lay there having a ciggy and said;

"We might as well get married..... at least we'll get a few pressies out of it!"


Who said romance was dead?
 
#18
Regents Park.

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Hire a diver to shadow the boat underwater, then with a signal from you (3 bangs on the hull) a hand can rise Excalibur style from the lake, clutching ten quids worth of Elizabeth Dukes finest.
If she says no you can wrap a heavy bike lock around her neck and heave her over the side.
 
#19
t s another serious suggestion, if your future Mrs is a culture vulture (opposed to a vulture) take her to the National Gallery, you get to see some top art, Trafalgar Square, Admiralty Arch, not far from the the Big House where boss lady lives. Horse Guards, Big Ben. Plus the Gallery has a splendid resturant which serves a very good lunch menu. It is a little pricey, but what a location. Pop the question over desert with a few glasses of plonk inside and a bottle of bubbly ready to go if she answers in the affirmative. Once she is well lubed take her back to your hotel and make like a couple of porn stars on columbian marching powder!
 
#20
t s another serious suggestion, if your future Mrs is a culture vulture (opposed to a vulture) take her to the National Gallery, you get to see some top art, Trafalgar Square, Admiralty Arch, not far from the the Big House where boss lady lives. Horse Guards, Big Ben. Plus the Gallery has a splendid resturant which serves a very good lunch menu. It is a little pricey, but what a location. Pop the question over desert with a few glasses of plonk inside and a bottle of bubbly ready to go if she answers in the affirmative. Once she is well lubed take her back to your hotel and make like a couple of porn stars on columbian marching powder!
As a yank she would not know what culture was if it jumped up and pimp slapped her. I am thinking of doing horse guards and big ben and all that though. Maybe a bottle of white lighting could seal the deal. If not a bottle of bleach to scrub my dna out of her gaping dead mutilated anus.
 
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