Lube

#1
Just got a few sachets of this in a durex box I picked up in boots, who can give me the BEST use for it apart from massaging my cock and rubbing it on my birds tits, anything interesting?

:oops:
 
#2
Do you have a dog? Pull it's teeth, lube it's face, and put the snout up your ricker. With no teeth it should be able to stick a portion of it's tongue out and gently rim your interior. Give it a chance to breath (research has suggested that any longer than 45 seconds is unsafe for the dog).
 

the_boy_syrup

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#5
smooth said:
up her tradesman's, obviously.
She didn't need lube when I did her :D
 
#9
Feed it to the speshul kids and tell em its see through jam?
 

the_boy_syrup

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#10
PrinceAlbert said:
the_boy_syrup said:
smooth said:
up her tradesman's, obviously.
She didn't need lube when I did her :D
That's on the account of your small penis

I thought it was on account of me hitting her 47 times over the head with a hammer

Although you could be right :D
 
#11
morsk said:
Feed it to the speshul kids and tell em its see through jam?
Jesus... you need help....

Probably give it to most of the guys at our place and tell them it will make them run faster.... which in that case you better have some :p
 
#13
the_boy_syrup said:
smooth said:
up her tradesman's, obviously.
She didn't need lube when I did her :D
That's only because she was already dead............................IthankgyouyouvebeenagreataudienceImhereallweek......................................
aaaaaaaaaaaand.................taxi
 
#16
The_Rattler said:
bigbird67 said:
squirt it into door hinges to stop squeaking!
i take it your back door has not been used for a while
Mate...if you can find it, you can bash it in!! The clever money will be on miserable failure on your part!!
 
#17
bigbird67 said:
The_Rattler said:
bigbird67 said:
squirt it into door hinges to stop squeaking!
i take it your back door has not been used for a while
Mate...if you can find it, you can bash it in!! The clever money will be on miserable failure on your part!!
£10 blind, on BB.
 
#19
I had cabbage last night...the inflator won't be required!! :D
 

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