Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wildcard.rgbw, Sep 18, 2009.

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  1. Just got a few sachets of this in a durex box I picked up in boots, who can give me the BEST use for it apart from massaging my cock and rubbing it on my birds tits, anything interesting?

  2. Do you have a dog? Pull it's teeth, lube it's face, and put the snout up your ricker. With no teeth it should be able to stick a portion of it's tongue out and gently rim your interior. Give it a chance to breath (research has suggested that any longer than 45 seconds is unsafe for the dog).
  3. up her tradesman's, obviously.
  4. sh*t, i call a wah on myself.
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    She didn't need lube when I did her :D
  6. good drills, that man.
  7. Is that cos you are hung like a Chinese hamster?

    or cos she has a ricker like the Tyne tunnel?
  8. That's on the account of your small penis
  9. Feed it to the speshul kids and tell em its see through jam?
  10. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I thought it was on account of me hitting her 47 times over the head with a hammer

    Although you could be right :D
  11. Jesus... you need help....

    Probably give it to most of the guys at our place and tell them it will make them run faster.... which in that case you better have some :p
  12. squirt it into door hinges to stop squeaking!
  13. That's only because she was already dead............................IthankgyouyouvebeenagreataudienceImhereallweek......................................
  14. i take it your back door has not been used for a while
  15. Give Jarrod a call, I'm sure he'll show you what to do :wink: