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Lube

#1
Just got a few sachets of this in a durex box I picked up in boots, who can give me the BEST use for it apart from massaging my cock and rubbing it on my birds tits, anything interesting?

:oops:
 
#2
Do you have a dog? Pull it's teeth, lube it's face, and put the snout up your ricker. With no teeth it should be able to stick a portion of it's tongue out and gently rim your interior. Give it a chance to breath (research has suggested that any longer than 45 seconds is unsafe for the dog).
 
#11
morsk said:
Feed it to the speshul kids and tell em its see through jam?
Jesus... you need help....

Probably give it to most of the guys at our place and tell them it will make them run faster.... which in that case you better have some :p
 

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