Lt JRM Chard Type Siddies

Siddies

  • yes, real men have facial hair

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  • no, complete & utter sh1te.

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  • leave me alone i'm too young for face fuzz.

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#1
having seen the article in the paper today reagrding the "booties" having a siddie/tache competition out in afghan, it got me wondering about ..................


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7158637.stm


should siddies be brought back into the corps as a standard. :?: :?: :?: :?:


should the length of the siddie allowed to be grown be dependant of the length of time served. :?: :?: :?: :?:


personally i like to grow a nice set of "chards" as often as possible but in this day & age they are frowned upon.


feel free to discuss/enlighten the rest of the corps.


the older & bolder amongst you may have got away with murder in the 70's, yes :?: :?: :?: :?:
 
#4
Most definately should be allowed back within The Corps. We're Engineers ffs!



Oh they look like tramps but they build your camps and sometimes lead the advance,
And they sweat red blood to bridge the flood to give you a fighting chance
Who stays behind when its getting hot, to blow up the roads in the rear?
Just tell your wife she owes your life to some Muddy Old Engineer,
Some dusty, crusty, croaking, joking Muddy Old Engineer.
 
#5
Knocker, all for them - good enough for Chard, good enough for Sappers today.

My only concern being that if you do grow a pair, that you might appear more Elvis than Chard!
 
#7


:D :D :D :D
 
#8
Most definutly ,should be brought back in especially the old and the bold.
I grew a fantastic set of bugger grips in Bosnia ,Rsm of 38 at the time called be over and the conversation went something like this,

Rsm Ah young Spr R**n a fine set of bugger grips you have there,

Me thank you Sir (me expecting ,let me see them gone by 1 second ago)

Rsm Dont want to see them in Ripon ,then walked off

Me big smiles and by the end of the tour two big furry caterpillars on me cheeks
 
#9
I had a superb set of sideburns ready for deployment to the Gulf 1990. packing kit on the square of 21 Nienburg, SSM of 4 sqn sidles up to me and whispers in my ear "are you special forces son??"
"no Sir" replies me..

short silent pause then......... went absolutely frothingly red facedly berserk and made me shave them off then and there with my jacknife....ouch.

now was there any need for that I ask you!!!!!
 
#10
Aye, Fkin great for the hairy bastirts that can grow them.
I tried like fk but ma top cheeks are like a bairns arrse.
I managed the old mexican type tash though which I've still got.
It's a bit dusty though :D
 
#12
Some of the LE officers can really do us proud in the sidies stakes. The Ruperts generally do not get the growth.
 
#13
hurrahfortheRE said:
Where do we draw the line though???????


You on the left or right mate :wink: :D
 
#14
I disagree with overly long sidies, as the ginger gene in my family slips through if they grow to much!!!!!
 
#15
greasyjoe said:
I disagree with overly long sidies, as the ginger gene in my family slips through if they grow to much!!!!!
Hey Greasy, you could always have in transplanted from your face back to the top on your head, where it seems to have slid off........ :wink:
 
#16
CharlieBubbles said:
greasyjoe said:
I disagree with overly long sidies, as the ginger gene in my family slips through if they grow to much!!!!!
Hey Greasy, you could always have in transplanted from your face back to the top on your head, where it seems to have slid off........ :wink:
Ive only just picked myself up off the floor Charlie!
You looked like that in 1988! :) :)
 
#17
greasyjoe said:
CharlieBubbles said:
greasyjoe said:
I disagree with overly long sidies, as the ginger gene in my family slips through if they grow to much!!!!!
Hey Greasy, you could always have in transplanted from your face back to the top on your head, where it seems to have slid off........ :wink:
Ive only just picked myself up off the floor Charlie!
You looked like that in 1988! :) :)
You always did drink too much, for a Sprog! :wink: :wink:
 
#18
CharlieBubbles said:
greasyjoe said:
CharlieBubbles said:
greasyjoe said:
I disagree with overly long sidies, as the ginger gene in my family slips through if they grow to much!!!!!
Hey Greasy, you could always have in transplanted from your face back to the top on your head, where it seems to have slid off........ :wink:
Ive only just picked myself up off the floor Charlie!
You looked like that in 1988! :) :)
You always did drink too much, for a Sprog! :wink: :wink:
Always said as the night went on, you got better looking! Thats what Si L%$t said anyway :)
 
#20
greasyjoe said:
PS: Happy New Year mate!
To those who are able to be at home with their loved ones, a Happy and Healthy New Year, for those who are away, take care and a speedy and safe return, except for Greasy....... . . . :wink:

Si L**T, now there's a name to contemplate

Greasy, to you ansd yours Peace and Happiness, no matter where you hair grows. . . . . . :wink:
 

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