Lt Col Kojak Slaphead III: The British Army's Punk Beat Poet

Shandy123

War Hero
Shop in the pad's NAAFI
Take the bus to Andover
Falsify the works ticket
For the welfare Landrover.
Don't fret.
She'll be alright.
At 01:00 she's in the gutter with grazes on her knees.
Lip-stick
Puke.

Night out at Mic-Macs
Talk crap to a German fox
Turn right at Hohne
And it's straight up my dirtbox.
Yeah.
Do it like that.
Reels spin: thunk-thunk-thunk
Treble-twenty
Bull.

"Hello love, how's Matthew?"
"Hot out there?"
"He misses you"
But she doesn't know.
Last night.
"Wooooo-wooooo".
Shrapnel in the Hesco wall.
She cannot know.

Yeah?

Matthew, Matthew.

Matthew.

Do you remember?
Blazer, beret, medals, badge
Tie from PRI
You're just remembering her fadge
Aren't you?
Old twat.
"WE ALSO SERVED SON"
He's just thinking of her fadge.

Fadge.
Loved it
 
Shop in the pad's NAAFI
Take the bus to Andover
Falsify the works ticket
For the welfare Landrover.
Don't fret.
She'll be alright.
At 01:00 she's in the gutter with grazes on her knees.
Lip-stick
Puke.

Night out at Mic-Macs
Talk crap to a German fox
Turn right at Hohne
And it's straight up my dirtbox.
Yeah.
Do it like that.
Reels spin: thunk-thunk-thunk
Treble-twenty
Bull.

"Hello love, how's Matthew?"
"Hot out there?"
"He misses you"
But she doesn't know.
Last night.
"Wooooo-wooooo".
Shrapnel in the Hesco wall.
She cannot know.

Yeah?

Matthew, Matthew.

Matthew.

Do you remember?
Blazer, beret, medals, badge
Tie from PRI
You're just remembering her fadge
Aren't you?
Old twat.
"WE ALSO SERVED SON"
He's just thinking of her fadge.

Fadge.

I think that the poster's full title will explain it all, "Lt. Col (Absinthe) Kojak III - LSD, MDMA, THC and Bar".
 

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