There is a certain irony in receiving your LS and GC. I couldn't help but wonder, as opposed to having to pay out for another medal to be mounted, if I'd been caught all those times I'd broken service and military law, how many days/months/years I'd be in jail, as opposed to being on the receiving end a shiney gong. Whose got he record? If you take petty theft as a few months, and serious crime as many years, I wonder what sort of cricket score you could rack up? I reckon I must have a good 8 years jail time that I've dodged. Ashamed? Some of it, yes, some, not.