Low on oil

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by happybonzo, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    Well, there's a very simple answer.

    'Nobody' bothered to check the oil.

    We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reason for that is purely geographical.

    Our OIL is located in :

    The North Sea, off Aberdeen, offshore from Norfolk

    Our DIPSTICKS Are located in Downing Street
  2. Brilliant LOL