Loves young dream

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Moodybitch, Apr 25, 2005.

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  1. I have noticed some real tension in the air between Biscuits & Slug for a while now.

    I also heard they had a bit of fling but now hate each other with a passion.

    This is a real shame, as they clearly used to be so happy


    Any ideas as to what went wrong...and how arrses answer to RELATE help to fix their problems :wink:
  2. when it's time to move's time to move on

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  3. That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen thank you moody for bringing on dangerous levels of laughter
  4. Maybe she forgot to take her teeth out in order to give him a nosh?

    This relates to the laughing at MMMLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRs thread elsewhere in the Naafi n'est pas?
  5. I have had my perm re-done since then.

    Where did you get the photo of me from Moody???
  6. I find that phot strangely arousing.

    It makes me want to touch myself down here....
  7. oddly enough- it looks like a beast that works at my place- 'the two headed postmong of budleigh salterton'
  8. If I had the urge to touch myself down there, I would be getting out at Fratton mate!
  9. Strangely enough, I am in Fratton tonight!! Fishy - chop chop - get your arrse round and bring me and the lad some food!
  10. FFS, make sure you get out there. You and the lad are NOT, I say again, ARE NOT allowed to breed.
  11. Imagine the aftermath!!

    "I have been sick, but I managed to take my shirt off mummy"

  12. You're not breeding, you will produce some gwa munter beast.
  13. You really should launch a rescue mission fishy....
  14. It's been tried but not by me, never 'kin will be either. Tell you what, a phrase that doesn't usually pass my lips, "after you mate"!
  15. Gwa munter beast that drinks guinness and vomits at every opportunity, fights with everyone that looks at it, is scarily tall and likes looking at porn. I hope its not a girl.

    Jesus - what a scary thought. I am on the couch tonight. Or Hiding in the back of my car with the doors locked. If I could clear off all the shite thats there.............