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#1
I have noticed some real tension in the air between Biscuits & Slug for a while now.

I also heard they had a bit of fling but now hate each other with a passion.

This is a real shame, as they clearly used to be so happy




Any ideas as to what went wrong...and how arrses answer to RELATE help to fix their problems :wink:
 
#2
when it's time to move on......................it's time to move on

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#3
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen thank you moody for bringing on dangerous levels of laughter
 
#4
Maybe she forgot to take her teeth out in order to give him a nosh?




This relates to the laughing at MMMLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRs thread elsewhere in the Naafi n'est pas?
 
#5
I have had my perm re-done since then.

Where did you get the photo of me from Moody???
 
#6
I find that phot strangely arousing.

It makes me want to touch myself down here....
 
#8
bernoulli said:
I find that phot strangely arousing.

It makes me want to touch myself down here....
If I had the urge to touch myself down there, I would be getting out at Fratton mate!
 
#9
fish-head said:
bernoulli said:
I find that phot strangely arousing.

It makes me want to touch myself down here....
If I had the urge to touch myself down there, I would be getting out at Fratton mate!
Strangely enough, I am in Fratton tonight!! Fishy - chop chop - get your arrse round and bring me and the lad some food!
 
#10
Dale the snail said:
fish-head said:
bernoulli said:
I find that phot strangely arousing.

It makes me want to touch myself down here....
If I had the urge to touch myself down there, I would be getting out at Fratton mate!
Strangely enough, I am in Fratton tonight!! Fishy - chop chop - get your arrse round and bring me and the lad some food!
FFS, make sure you get out there. You and the lad are NOT, I say again, ARE NOT allowed to breed.
 
#11
fish-head said:
Dale the snail said:
fish-head said:
bernoulli said:
I find that phot strangely arousing.

It makes me want to touch myself down here....
If I had the urge to touch myself down there, I would be getting out at Fratton mate!
Strangely enough, I am in Fratton tonight!! Fishy - chop chop - get your arrse round and bring me and the lad some food!
FFS, make sure you get out there. You and the lad are NOT, I say again, ARE NOT allowed to breed.
Imagine the aftermath!!

"I have been sick, but I managed to take my shirt off mummy"
 
#12
Dale the snail said:
Imagine the aftermath!!

"I have been sick, but I managed to take my shirt off mummy"

You're not breeding, you will produce some gwa munter beast.
 
#13
You really should launch a rescue mission fishy....
 
#14
RCSignals said:
You really should launch a rescue mission fishy....
It's been tried but not by me, never 'kin will be either. Tell you what, a phrase that doesn't usually pass my lips, "after you mate"!
 
#15
fish-head said:
Dale the snail said:
Imagine the aftermath!!

"I have been sick, but I managed to take my shirt off mummy"

You're not breeding, you will produce some gwa munter beast.
Gwa munter beast that drinks guinness and vomits at every opportunity, fights with everyone that looks at it, is scarily tall and likes looking at porn. I hope its not a girl.

Jesus - what a scary thought. I am on the couch tonight. Or Hiding in the back of my car with the doors locked. If I could clear off all the shite thats there.............
 
#16
Well at least deliver a bog roll and some disinfectant surface wipes fishy
 
#17
RCSignals said:
Well at least deliver a bog roll and some disinfectant suface wipes
No chance, you would need a higher NBCD dress state than required for a visit to Bernie's mess.
 
#18
RCSignals said:
Well at least deliver a bog roll and some disinfectant suface wipes
Students!!!! I am scared to touch anything!!!! Beebs would have left the country by now. And wtf is going on with this porn thing? If it was 4 girls, they would have Grease on now and be romping around the room in their jim jams with hairbrushes pretending to be Sandy. What is it with you blokes? Tonight, Matthew, I think I get to play "Grand Theft Auto 27" How exciting?

(Sorry dear!)
 
#19
Dale the snail said:
RCSignals said:
Well at least deliver a bog roll and some disinfectant suface wipes
Students!!!! I am scared to touch anything!!!! Beebs would have left the country by now. And wtf is going on with this porn thing? If it was 4 girls, they would have Grease on now and be romping around the room in their jim jams with hairbrushes pretending to be Sandy. What is it with you blokes? Tonight, Matthew, I think I get to play "Grand Theft Auto 27" How exciting?

(Sorry dear!)
Right here's what you need to do.

1. Stand in the middle of the room and strip of to the tune from Rainbow
2. Get a hold of the handset from the games thingy and ram it up your hoop, it should be stretched enough by now
3. Take aforementioned thing out of your hoop, crap on it and lick it off, yelling " Come on boys, bum love is the only way for me"
4. Proceed to be fcuk senseless (more senseless in your case) up the shitter.
5. Meanwhile, grab hold of any ccok in the room and wnak them off.

This may sound difficult, but it will keep you off the fcuking keyboard!
 
#20
Nah - tried it. They just told me "Get the fcuk out of the way of the telly"

I even sang the Rainbow theme tune myself - no reaction. Less for "Get the fcuk out of the way of the telly".

These young lads - I ask you.
 

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