Love Island Maura Higgins

Goatman

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It's the gurning lips slightly parted Instagram scowl that does it....
 
You actually admit to watching this shite....out the door and turn left for soft furnishings and leather chaps.
 
I've not watched any so can't comment on how rubbish it is, but I avoid reality TV except seeing a bit of the great pottery throw down when the missus is watching it

From what I gather Love Island is like, the time is better spent on xHamster
 
Was in the Cav briefly so leather chaps were de regieur.

cheers
Just reinforces what the rest of the Army think about the Cavalry Regts
 

Fake Sheikh

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I would crawl over broken glass just to hear that fart in a biscuit tin!..........
 
She looks like a top of the range blowup doll.
but without the personality upgrade package making the whole "girlfriend experience" a bit flat.
 
I've not watched any so can't comment on how rubbish it is, but I avoid reality TV except seeing a bit of the great pottery throw down when the missus is watching it

From what I gather Love Island is like, the time is better spent on xHamster
Absolutely. Why have TV show titillation when you can have internet tit-wanking instead?
 

smeg-head

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A touch skinny but.......I would, like a tramp on chips!
 
A touch skinny but.......I would, like a tramp on chips!
At least you wouldn't have to worry about making conversation afterwards.
 

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