Love is truly blind.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 23, 2011.

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  1. jeremy-clarkson.jpg

    I wonder if the "lucky" fella might be watching dave one night next to her and suddenly notice a resemblance.
  2. She doesn't need her fortune, he runs the benefit office!
  3. Last time I saw this news, I was so shocked I fell off my dinosaur.

    It is rather old. However, the point does remain. Whoever is marrying her should be shot with a nail gun because marrying THAT is just wrong.It's the only thing I've ever seen uglier than Rearwords.
  4. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    If the 'restorative' work on that is anything to go by, I'd say he runs a car body shop...
  5. Wasn't "she" in the "Dark Crystal"?

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  6. You still would though.
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  7. Really? I thought it was Rearwords and she had had some work done!!

    But seriously......there isn't that much plastic.
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  8. i see she never spent any of the cunt on plastic surgery then.
  9. I thought it was a picture of her ageing poodle.
  10. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    i did not think it was possible to be hit that hard with the ugly stick.
  11. Plastic Surgery? FFS, it would need a fucking head transplant!!!
  12. To quote Vic Reeves, "she has a face like an explosion in a bullshit factory"
  13. She was a cute kid tho'.