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Allspark

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Paddy and Mick are sat in the boozer, having a pint when a lorry goes by with a load of turf on it.
Paddy: I'm going to do that when i win the lottery!.
Mick: What! become a lorry driver?.
Paddy: No ya daft cnut!,take my grass to be cut!..
 

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