A Allspark Guest Feb 28, 2011 #1 Feb 28, 2011 #1 Paddy and Mick are sat in the boozer, having a pint when a lorry goes by with a load of turf on it. Paddy: I'm going to do that when i win the lottery!. Mick: What! become a lorry driver?. Paddy: No ya daft cnut!,take my grass to be cut!..