Lottery winner

Fred and his workmate find out that they have won just under £2million each on the lottery. They both tell the boss where to stick his job and arrange to meet later. Fred drives home runs into the house shouting. "I've won the lottery Freda, I've only won the f****n' get your bags packed." His wife runs down the stairs shouting. "Oh my God! oh my God! how much? what should I pack? beach stuff or ski stuff? oh my God! what?" Fred says."It don't matter..pack whatever you want, just pack your bags and f**k off!"

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