I was checking my lottery numbers earlier and unfortunately i won the square root of fcuk all. So i guess i will be working for the next week at least. But as i was loading up the page i was thinking to myself if i won how would i mark my exit from the army...would i be graceful and pvr? saying nothing or would i be unable to keep my gob shut and tell my O.C he was a cnut along with the other nobbers in my unit and do something else to make my exit memorable like breaking into RSM's office and having a dump, letting the sh1t hit the fan (not literally). But thinking whilst getting punishment that i was about to have a wad of dosh coming to my bank account that i could live the life of riley on and not have to worry about fcuk all for the rest of my life. What would you do?