Lottery win

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by xmaninblack, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

    She says, "I'd take half then leave you."

    "Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 quid, here's £6 - now sod off!"