Lottery supports kerb crawlers

maninblack

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Lewis...wake up and sniff the coffee.

"Ethnic hookers" as you call them are putting something positive into society by working their butt off...literally and are likely to bu a lottery ticket.

People who phone The Samaritans are planning to end it all and therefore are not likely to buy lottery tickets.


Seems fair to me :twisted:
 
#3
MiB,

But if someone suicidal calls the samaritans and then changes their mind about ending it all, they may buy a lottery ticket in the future...

msr
 

OldSnowy

LE
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#4
The Samaritans should be self-funding. You decide not to top yourself, you (presumably) cheer up, you bung them a few quid. Sounds like the free market at work to me :D
 
#5
Now there's an idea. All telephone conversations with potential suicides should end with:

" .. but of course, if you do kill yourself, could do you do us a favour and leave everything to the Samaritans? We really could do with the money."

8O
 
#6
But of course, there's always the risk that the hitherto happy person who blows their last ten quid on a lottery ticket, hits the jackpot and subsequently loses the winning ticket will top themselves, having failed to find any telephonic solace from the now-defunct-through-lack-of-funding Samaritans....
 
#7
Maybe calls from suicidal males should be automatically re-routed to the hookers?

Nothing like shagging to blot out other more trivial distractions and it would kill 2 birds with one stone.......
 
#8
Firehorse said:
Maybe calls from suicidal males should be automatically re-routed to the hookers?

Nothing like shagging to blot out other more trivial distractions and it would kill 2 birds with one stone.......
Now that sounds like a plan!! :D :D
 

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