Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Oct 29, 2004.

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  1. 1 x voice.

    Last seen at 1100hrs this morning.

    If anyone has seen it, please don't call, just pm me. It hurts to talk.

    Manflu is taking hold again of Casa Slug.

    Oh - and somebody send more tissues.

    Ctautch - don't even start you ball bag.
  2. :D :D :D You do know ctauch! :D :D :D

    Feel better Slug.
  3. may your hoop regain its normal size...and that is as nice as I'm going to be :D :D :D
  4. Don't let's get personal ballbag. I might have to beat you up. 8)

  5. Just come out and admit it...you want a go at my one eyed kidney stabber :D
  6. I would not touch you with BBC's.
  7. It's just a tragedy that your fingers haven't lost the ability to communicate :wink:
  8. The slug can still perform.

    Albeit comatose.
  9. Yes but that sort of performance doesn't require either verbal communications or good typing skills :p
  10. Its got worse.

    And the reward is 37p now.
  11. Quality!!!
  12. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    i bid 28 1/2p
  13. I bid 29p for it to stay lost!
  14. No-one has bid anything yet - you are all compulsive liars.

    Just get me the voice back!