Lost Wife

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Rankers, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

    "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere "