Lost The Thread

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ajbritsoc, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. I cant find a funny thread I came across the other night. It was the one containing a pic and link to a yank soldier who wed some moose type thing with male pattern baldness. Ive never in my life seen such a minger. As a mate of mine has recently been dumped by his wife and he has gone off women I thought i'd direct him to the thread to chheer him up
  2. Can anyone help
  3. You can't find a funny thread on here?

    You shitcunt.
  4. RTFQ


    Top friend you are. Do your mate a favour and off yourself, the shock will snap him out of his depression and he'll go on to find a decent bezzer who doesn't resort to weakpiss Internet pictures to cheer him up from serious existential malaise.

    Plus, going off women is pretty serious. Help him tread his own path by offering your bum to him. It's the only het solution.
  5. Why do you want your mate to stay off women?
    Do you want him for yourself?

  6. Laugh at my dog, you laugh at me, hence you die first Indy.

    Do not chuckle at my ginger dog.


    I have a temperature that would kill a bloke but am freezing. I've puked on my own feet today, and the floor, and it's 2 and a half hours until I can take more Lemsip.

    Do not try my patience.

    RTFQ, tell us about the plane crash.
  7. About time you whipped out the fucking hoover isn't it?
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