lost my job with lifeline !!!

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  1. I have been advised by my doctor that perhaps I should do some
    voluntary work, so I applied for a part-time position with Lifeline.
    Now I have lost my job with Lifeline after just one week?
    I don't know why, I was just sacked from my job with Lifeline.
    They wouldn’t talk to me about it.
    A bloke phoned and said,
    "I'm Abdul Mohammed: and I’m going to kill myself.
    I’m lying on the railway track now
    waiting for the train to come".
    All I said was,
    "Remain calm and stay on the line"!
     
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  2. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    Was it you who blocked my calls to lifeline?
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I phoned childline, but they wouldn't deliver.
     
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  4. I called the Muslim version of the Samaritans and told them I was feeling sucidal and all they said was "Can you drive a truck"?
     
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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I phoned the rape advice line and said "I have got her pinned down, what now?"

    They hung up.