Lost my Dog Please Help Hereford Area

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  1. Hi just found out my dog is missing:

    Jack Russel cross Dachsund
    1 leg missing, bent tail, partially sighted, 50% deaf in one ear the other missing, no teeth, bad breath, claws missing on hind paws, hare lip and has mental health issues

    Answers to the name of "LUCKY"

    Please phone Hereford Civil 999

    Thanking you in advance
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It lives up to it's name. I have it here. Just come and collect it.
  3. Old Fat and Hairy please keep the facking thing it was given to me by Emporer Mong...
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    But it is calling for you. Pleading for you. Grovelling and whining for you.

    Or is that someone else?
  5. i have just done it up the poo hole.

    you can have it back now.
  6. You could have at least fed it before he ran away. I thought I was watching a real-life cartoon of the Beano as he trudged off down the street trailing a string of sausages. The boundah.

    I shook my fist at him, he turned and grinned then showed me his bumhole.
  7. WRAPJOBAGAIN Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I forgot to say that Lucky is HIV positive... The Emporer Mong wanted him that way.

    Emporer Mong says WRAPJOBAGAIN if you are a fat cnut you should now start to lose weight...

    WRAPJOBAGAIN you are now in a world of hurt!