I currently work in a large organisation that likes the colour, baby blue and interfering around the world. One fella in our group is a Ukrainian and has a very good grasp of HMQ's English but has trouble with certain esoteric words that do not come up in day to day conversation. The other day he was asking what do you call the large sweptback lump of hair on the front of Elvis' head. I helped him with that...He now goes around thinking that Elvis has a large, black shiny 'quim' on his head. Anyone else helped out similarly challenged non native English speakers and wondered down the years how they fared?