Mrs Biped, on the rare occasions when she gets in the mood keeps asking me to tell her what my fantasies are and what I'm thinking during sex. Now, I don't know if is because I'm an average blerk, or because I'm just so mentally damaged but . . . I'm lost for words! It goes without saying that I'm aware that women don't have orgasms, so I'm confused as to what she wants to hear. The best I can do is "I want to stick my thing in you, hard, repeatedly until I shoot my load!" or "nng nng urgh, nng, fcuk yeah!" What I am actually thinking is "Just get your kit off love 'cos I'm bursting!" Does anyone else have this problem, and/or what should I be saying to her, and why?