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lost dog

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Some woman knocked on my door earlier and said that she had lost her dog.

    She said, "If you help me find it I will let you fuck my fanny all night."

    I said, "What does it look like?"

    She said, "It's a big, black, fluffy thing."

    I said, "No thanks love, I'll give it a miss." .....JJ
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  2. Works for me, where shall we start lookin'?
  3. "If you help me find it I will let you fuck my fanny all night."

    Being a bit specific isn't she? Does that mean a gobble or stabbing the chocolate starfish are out of the question?
  4. strange name for a dog?
  5. "My dog's called Porky"
    "Because he's fat?"
    "No, because he fucks pigs."
  6. Lost Dog

    3 legged dog lost
    missing right front leg
    has scars from accidently neutering himself jumping fence
    blinded left eye from cat
    left ear torn from fight

    Answers to the name of Lucky