lost dog

phil245

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#1
Some woman knocked on my door earlier and said that she had lost her dog.

She said, "If you help me find it I will let you fuck my fanny all night."

I said, "What does it look like?"

She said, "It's a big, black, fluffy thing."

I said, "No thanks love, I'll give it a miss." .....JJ
 
#3
"If you help me find it I will let you fuck my fanny all night."

Being a bit specific isn't she? Does that mean a gobble or stabbing the chocolate starfish are out of the question?
 
#5
"My dog's called Porky"
"Because he's fat?"
"No, because he fucks pigs."
 
#6
Lost Dog

3 legged dog lost
missing right front leg
has scars from accidently neutering himself jumping fence
blinded left eye from cat
left ear torn from fight

Answers to the name of Lucky
 

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