Losing the rag - b******s!

#1
So here I am, on a couple of weeks off from saving my employer from the bad guys, and I'm enjoying a couple of icecold Guinnesses while toying with the pages of ARRSE and listening to Radio 2.

On comes one of the Great Dad Dance Numbers - 'Walk This Way' and I'm showing the mirror how it's done. Like, cool.

Then, just before the Final Big Cool Moves - those I used to wow them with at the Seagoe, Portadown, 1979 - some m***f**g scumsucking b*****d who's deeply in love with himself in a physical sense leaps into the instrumental and waffles in a syrupy, hey, listen to me, aren't I sexy and motherable arrsewipe sort of way, and yaps on about some of the least needed information on the planet.

Ba*rds. Sack them all and replace them with a computer. Particularly Steve Wright, who should be f*cked and burned first.
 
#2
Amen to that, Wrighty is a complete twat, as is Jeremy Vine. Fortunately, this week radio quiet(2) has been treating us to a dose of Kirsty Young. She is definitely the thinking mans crumpet, and has leap-frogged her way to the top of this weeks fantasy shag-list leaving Charlotte Church and Liz Hurley to serve drinks and fan Kirsty and I with ostrich plumes.
 
#3
Good thing he didn't do it during 'Sweet Home Alabama'. That would have made me unhappy. Cnut.
 

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#4
Whiskybreath said:
while toying with the pages of ARRSE and listening to Radio 2.

Then, just before the Final Big Cool Moves - those I used to wow them with at the Seagoe, Portadown, 1979

Ba*rds. Sack them all and replace them with a computer. Particularly Steve Wright, who should be f*cked and burned first.
Face facts, your an old knacker now and should have been posted to Radio 4 or 5 Live by now for daytime entertainment :lol:
 

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#6
Whiskybreath said:
Young whippersnapper. In my day etc.
Whiskybreath - you are either mellowing in your old age or the Laphroig has done it's bit :wink:

You would not normally let off a youngster so easily. keep this up and you will be kicked out the Grumpy Old Mens' Club into the Darby n Joan Club. :twisted:
 
#7
Whispering Bob Harris. Now there's a proper DJ for you. And John Peel, god rest his soul. Punk rock - proper music with a tune you can whistle. 'Fluff' Freedman RRRrriigght Mate!?

I remember it as if it were only yesterday.

Oh dear. I am sorry.



Nurse, I appear to have wet myself.
 

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#8
Whiskybreath said:
Young whippersnapper. In my day etc.
I thanks you from t' bottom of me arrse - Well, to be honest, I did the R2 thing in 2001/2 and then for reasons beyond my knowledge, shifted to R5 and have remained since :oops: :oops: Age date for 924 = Ex Lionheart = ????????? :roll:
 
#9
I quite like Sally Traffic.
 
#10
Sally's good, and so's the fellow she shares her radio time with. Heard some good innuendo over the years there.
Auld Yin - I'm as mellow as an overproof 20-year old, one with lots of nose, full body and a long finish. Pity about Mrs Whisky, though. Cheers!
 
#11
Mister_Angry said:
Whispering Bob Harris. Now there's a proper DJ for you. And John Peel, god rest his soul. Punk rock - proper music with a tune you can whistle. 'Fluff' Freedman RRRrriigght Mate!?

I remember it as if it were only yesterday.

Oh dear. I am sorry.



Nurse, I appear to have wet myself.
Whispering Bob is still around but at midnight plus. You can get him on the Internet if you can't stay awake that long. Alternatively there is (was) a double album around with the 'Best of the Test' - fantastic.
 
#12
I listened to Kirsty Young today and decline to admire in the proper fashion, sandman. That git Peter Tatchell was debating the Iraqi situation with ex Col somebody (who was surprisingly calm) and she didn't, at any point, tell him that she intended to bayonet the bstrd up his disease-riddled botty. Unrealistically neutral stance, in my opinion, even for the BBC.
 
#13
Sally Traffic is rather super, but I suggest that she probably only appeals to a certain kind of ARRSEr...



...although she was certainly very easy on the eye in her 'earlier youth'...



You can also join the (unofficial) Sally Traffic Club here!
 
#17
Young looks like some sort of malnourished sea-creature there, you'd worry whether her ink-sac was about to engulf you.

Now, to Sally. D_D, are you inferring that some of us well-matured ARRSErs prefer a rounded, bouncier presenter? With grips in the hips?
(Have to stop here, saliva glands are overstressed).
 
#18
Kate Humble. Mmmmm:


The strange thing is that many years ago a porn video made its' way around Bessbrook with a lady starring in it who looked exactly like her....

The fact that she now does something called 'Britain goes Wild with Bill Oddie', a remarkably similar title to the one I remember - although it had 'Seychelles' in it, and Bill was absent, thank the Gods, does make one wonder...


(Edit: just looking at her list of televisual delights convinces me completely:

Fasten Your Seat Belt '98
Rolf's Amazing Animals
Animal Park
Rough Science
Wild in Your Garden
Test Your Pet


Conclusive proof of her leanings. According to the BBC, "She says that working as a presenter is, 'enormous fun and you get to do some great things, but it is incredibly hard work.' "

and under 'Adventure', it says:
Kate enjoys travelling both for work and pleasure. She is an enthusiastic and qualified SCUBA diver.

Bet yo' ass, honey. Or am I just fantasising, now?)
 
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