Losing the only real cherry

Who popped your cherry

  • A paid for whore in Germany/UK

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  • A married bint down the road/town

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  • The girl/boy I thought I was in love with when I was 16

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm saving it until my wedding night

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#1
Be honest guys, mine went to some randy married bint down the next street.
 
#2
Looks like we're all plumping for the traditional :lol:
 
#3
Mine was a sorry, tawdry tale of deception, stolen youth and intense emotion.

When I was 13, a girl of 16 moved onto my street and was f*cking ace ! She went out with a lad who had a motorbike and smoked ! I was enamoured ! What an utterly shameless girl, had a massive wart on the inside of her thigh with a solitary hair hanging out of it and was prosecuted years later for seducing a 15 year old lad and greasing him up with handsoap for anal entry which resulted in the poor little sod having to go to A and E with his ma !
Have seen her twice since and was biblical with her once, a lovely experience, at the height of our relations a tiny balled fist hammered on the door and a 4 year old schreeched 'I can ear ya shaggin!'

I salute you Stevie, you gave me so many things, a first 'proper' look at a fanny, all pulled apart and spread for my inspection, an introduction into wee wee games in your Mums tatty bathroom and our booze stealing escapades were magical.
 
#6
Yawn
 
#8
Mine was a famous tall, blonde, American, who shall remain nameless out of the mutual respect of that one beautiful night we spent together when I was a naive youngster.

Yup, losing my virginity to a WWE Heavyweight champion wrester was the way I always dreamed it to be.
 
#13
In which case Chubb, your gonna cark it as a virgin ( and soon we hope )
 
#14
reni_77 said:
And Im Roy Castle !! Theres a few on here that will accomodate you, regardless wether you have a winky or a floo floo
I thought delicate types referred to it as a "foo foo" or were you implying that the gash would be so cavernous that it could be likened to a chimney flue?!
 
#15
Like, the size of a cooling tower Dozy? 8O :D
 
#16
DozyBint said:
reni_77 said:
And Im Roy Castle !! Theres a few on here that will accomodate you, regardless wether you have a winky or a floo floo
I thought delicate types referred to it as a "foo foo" or were you implying that the gash would be so cavernous that it could be likened to a chimney flue?!
Ah !! so thats what she meant !! that'll teach me to go rooting round in teeny cadet dossbags !!
 

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#17
bossyboots said:
In which case Chubb, your gonna cark it as a virgin ( and soon we hope )
Not even I would offer to help relieve her of that burden.
 
#19
DozyBint said:
Like, the size of a cooling tower Dozy? 8O :D
You - back to work! :twisted:

Chubb - fcuk off! You are "saving" it because only your close relatives want to stick anything up your clacker!
 
#20
Lost mine to the girl next door when living in Bordon, trouble was her father was the Garrison Sargeant Major a fecking huge great scotsman in the Black Watch. So I ran away to sea before he found out.
 

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