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Lose The Lads' Mags

#5
Lads mags?

Nothing says your modelling 'career' is about to take a shit like doing lads mags.
This week Nuts, next week faking being shagged on Babestation at 35p/min.
 
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Davetheclown

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#6
feminista is such:

a lady that cant be bothered to shave her bits, hates men, wants everything, can screech, has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and uses marriage as a ruse to rape men for a baby, thinks the world revolves around her, bit like a RSM.
 
#8
Hang on a minute, it is against the law to show semi-naked women in mens mags, but is perfectly legal to show semi-naked celebs? in gossip magazines.
 
#9
feminista is such:

a lady that cant be bothered to shave her bits, hates men, wants everything, can screech, has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and uses marriage as a ruse to rape men for a baby, thinks the world revolves around her, bit like a RSM.
And claims to represent 50% of the population as well.
 
#12
I'd quite happily strip for a magazine shoot, beats working for a living. Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be much of a market interesred in seeing my aging, milk white, scrawny arse. As usual its one rule for the big tittied blonde bombshells and another for the rest of us.
 
#14
feminista is such:

a lady that cant be bothered to shave her bits, hates men, wants everything, can screech, has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and uses marriage as a ruse to rape men for a baby, thinks the world revolves around her, bit like a RSM.
Hang about! I used to work with her some thirty years ago. Her name was Fran. Divorced four times and told me the only good part of No. 4 was what she wanted in a bottle of preservative on her mantle.

I was always amazed she found four lobotomized blokes to marry her.
 
#16
I think the decline of paper-based pornography is a sacrilege. As a youngster it was a lottery win to discover a secret stash of Razzles in a hedgerow. What have youngsters of today got to look forward to...finding a memory stick behind a garden wall??
 
#18
I think the decline of paper-based pornography is a sacrilege. As a youngster it was a lottery win to discover a secret stash of Razzles in a hedgerow. What have youngsters of today got to look forward to...finding a memory stick behind a garden wall??
Yes indeed. It was much easier to rip out desecrated pages of your Escort mag, rather than trying to clean up goo from your keyboard.

Or so my mates tell me....
 

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